Polar Bear Plunge

A sexual move a man performs upon his partner that takes great skill and precision, yet can be very detrimental if performed incorrectly. Just as a Polar Bear is on the hunt after a Seal upon the ice, when the Seal slips back into the hole in the ice, the Polar Bear’s hunt is not over. The Polar Bear in its fast and speedy pursuit leaps high, stalls mid air, then falls precisely into the hole.

This sex move is one that only the elite should perform. It’s not for beginners, or those whose coordination is lousy. If done correctly, It will undoubtedly take the breath away of the person whom the move was performed upon, and suddenly send them down a spiral of orgasmic state.

WARNING! If performed incorrectly, the effects upon the man will unvaryingly result in a trip to the hospital.

So I finally mustard up enough courage to try the Polar Bear Plunge on Bonnie last night. You should have seen her eyes!

by Benny Boy December 14, 2019

Care Bears

Way to say "Winnie the Pooh" and "My Little Pony" in one term.

Guy 1: Oh look! I found my two favorite Care Bears just lying around over there!

Guy 2: Uh, aren't those characters called Winnie the Pooh and Princess Celestia?

Guy 1: I'LL CALL THEM WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!

by TiggerCelestia06 December 15, 2019

Bear trapped

When your girlfriend gives yous a blowjob consisting of both rows of teeth.

"Yeah bro, my girlfriend bear trapped my dick last night so I broke up with her this morning."

by B00b13M4N December 19, 2019

Nikko Bear

When you put a lit cigarette in a mans ass the hair looks like a bear smoking a cigarette. It's a Nikko bear.

"Yeah man, I let her do a nikko bear with a menthol. Freshest I've ever felt!"

by Vilan23 December 24, 2019

Teddy Bear

A cuddly gay man who is very hairy, usually during sexual acts. Teddy bear/bear is mostly used as a pornography category.

Josh: What’s the best sex you’ve had before?

Kyle: I once had gay intercourse with a hairy teddy bear

Josh: Nice broooo

by Bltchsisgottea December 27, 2019

Polar Bear

In the cold lovers series

A black skinned person that loves cold weather.

See Arctic Fox, Snow Leopard, Husky

That black dude always in a t-shirt when it's freezing is a Polar Bear

by Cold Lovers April 21, 2019

Sugar Bear

That one rabid bear that is the mascot of the cereal called 'Sugar Crisps'. The advertisements started in the 1950's, where he robbed an old lady of her Sugar Crisps. He can be defined as the first furry. He typically sings 'Can't get enough of those Sugar Crisps. Sugar Crisps, Sugar Crisps'.

Person 1: So did you see that-

Voice In The Distance: Can't get enough of those sugar crisps...

Person 2: Oh no, Sugar Bear has come for our Sugar Crisps

Person 1: RUN

Sugar Bear: Omae wou mou shindeiru

by Peter Krabs May 5, 2019