may 20th

national binge watch brooklyn nine-nine day!

"hey, what are u doing today"
"its may 20th, so binging b99 obviously!"
"omg i forgot! ill do the same!"

by CharlieB3Arrr May 19, 2025

May 7

National give your man head day

Guess what day it is, it's may 7 you know what that means Mariah

by I love Mariah May 6, 2024

May 23

National get back with your ex day

Boy: wanna get back together

Girl:your my ex tho
Boy:it’s may 23rd tho National get back with ur ex day tho

by La tóxica May 23, 2022

15th of may

If you have diarrhea on 15th of may you might be gay

Nicholas :"Yo did you know Lawrence has diarrhea and its 15th of may"
Phil :"Damn he must be gay"

by Efcedic May 15, 2022

Andy May

An Andy May is best known as being the horniest and most oddly shaped of all penguin species. Known for their Chanky smell the modern-day Andy May is most often found on weekends in between the hours of 1800 and 0400. When in its passive form, the Andy May is most often a well-intentioned and meaningful contributor to the penguin society. However, when provoked (usually by means of an ex-girlfriend or obnoxious amount of alcohol), the Andy May first becomes forlorn and introspective, then mischievous, and in some cases violent.

If you encounter a fully manifested Andy May, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Andy May is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can pacify the creature.

The Andy May will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarrassed and apologetic.

Wow, watch out for that Andy May, it doesn't appear to have eaten in awhile.

by King Of Penguins November 23, 2021

dit me thang may FPTU

It's an elevator bought just for show, not for students to ride

At 12 noon, run down 5 floors to have lunch. Then continue to run up 5 more floors. In general, I'm tired of dying but I don't understand why the school doesn't allow the elevator. At the time of admission, the elevator said that we have been with us for 4 years. All lies.dit me thang may FPTU

by FAN CỨNG FPTU 20 NĂM October 23, 2022

Brian May

A poodle and human mix that was given a special ability to play guitar well, he is Queen's guitarist and has written many hit songs such as We will rock you.

Person 1: What's your opinion about Brian May?

Person 2: He sucks, even I can play better than him

Person 1: So you have chosen death.

by asdfafadgdagdasfgasdfga May 21, 2021