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smokers titties

The small, hackysack in a toddlers sock appearance of a white trash woman’s tits accented with torpedo shaped or finger lengthed nipples. The possessor of such, frequently elects to skip a bra in lieu of a pit stained wife beater. This spectacular specimen can also be found enjoying a carton of cigarettes per day and will always have a smoke and lighter at the ready. While cheap Scotch and Slim Jims are a staple in their diet, dirty semen is frequently used as a substitute when the need for crack addiction exceeds self respect.
I was having a great time at the pride march until some white trash street hooker with smokers titties lit up a pall mall non-filter in my general vicinity, subsequently ashing all over my brand new adidas busenitz...
by Handsome Van September 26, 2017
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titty tots

"I like girls with D cups. Not titty tots"
by Schumann21 October 9, 2016
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tough titty

Quote from Little Shop of Horrors (Arguably the best musical film of its time):

"Plant: Feed me!
Seymour: No! No more! I can't take living with the guilt!
Plant: Tough titty!
Seymour: You watch your language!

Plant: Aw, cut the crap! Bring on THE MEAT!"
by Bullcharge31 March 25, 2023
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Titty turf

When you stick her nipple in your dick hole
Dude, I swear me and her gonna have a titty turf
by Kpierce134 February 19, 2020
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dude titty teabag

Being Titty-Bagged by a dude with solid D breast size.
When Rory wants chips this dude titty teabag anyone in the way.
by MICHELDODT January 10, 2025
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Titty tits

The best type of tits. They are wet and juicy and you can suck on them all day.
Girl: “Hey.”

Guy: “Hey. Nice titty tits.”

Girl: “Wanna suck em’ and fuck em’?”

Guy: “Hell yeah!”

Both: (enter bedroom)
by Tim Bundleballs March 24, 2021
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Tomato Titties

Titties being thrust up through the opening of a v-neck t-shirt by a push-up bra.
I was at a party with my little cousin and I told her "you better but those tomato titties away bitch, this ain't no grocery store".
by jackrabbitjohnny January 29, 2024
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