Jareth is so old

Jareth is so old its a medical marvel that he is still alive.

Jareth is so old that when he is told to act his age he fucking dies.

by Jareth's great^99 grandson March 5, 2023

Ye Old Mill

Ye Old Mill is a beloved attraction at the Minnesota State Fair. It is a love tunnel type ride. Some people (not me) take advantage of the darkness and over five minute duration of the ride to kiss and make out. Or, to take a toke off their vape (nicotine or cannabis).

My man and I are taking a ride on the Ye Old Mill. Wink, wink.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

old gummy

A loser who has know freainds and e dates

That guy over there is an old gummy

by Lyrical March 9, 2023

Whiny Old Bill

A fecal smudge on the screen of cable television caught in an endless loop of pitiful whining.

"Bill Maher. Bill Maher? Oh you mean Whiny Old Bill. Yeah. No."

by Angry Larry March 12, 2023

old yeller treatment

The act of shooting someone or something directly in the middle of the head.

Larry: Hey Tyson your mom is fat that when she jumps she causes an earthquake!

Tyson: Larry if you don’t shut the hell up I’ll give you the old yeller treatment!

by Swooce74 March 17, 2023

100 years old

An age.

She is nearly 100 years old.

by Debskelly1985 March 18, 2023

101 years old

An age.

She is nearly 101 years old.

by Debskelly1985 March 18, 2023