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death douche

Someone who has to tell everyone about who just died.
- Hey dude, Jerry Lewis died. I can't believe it. So sad.
- you are such a death douche. You're not upset that he died, you just wanted to be the first to let me know.
by PlugYourBlogDotCom September 7, 2017
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Spinning death

When she decides to violently rotate on it 360 degrees causing it to twist off and explode from heat friction.
doctor: "so how'd you end up here?"

the victim: "she was like 'oh I have an idea'"

doctor: "oh, don't tell me, spinning death?"

the victim: "oh has it happened to you too?"

doctor pulls down his pants to reveal a cindering hole of where once laid rest a majestic cock that had falling in battle, to a spinning death attack. Donate today for spinning death victims.
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025
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death twat signature drink

Death twats always drink a Captain and Sprite. She requires a lime.
Me: “Excuse me. I need a lime with my Captain and Sprite.”
Bartender: “oh Lord, thats the Death Twat Signature Drink”
by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018
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Crude Death Rate

If you search this up, and you don't take AP Human Geography classes at this time, you're fucking bored or a nerd.

If you want to know what this is, its the amount of people who die out of 1000 people in a society.
The Crude Death Rate in the US is 10.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 8, 2023
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Death Wall

A powerful battle station in space that shoots deadly great walls
Build by Mexicans to keep mexicans and rebels out
Owned by Emperor Donald Trump
by Emperor Donald Trump January 10, 2017
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Red Ring Of Death

The worst nightmare you would ever have back in the day on the original XBOX 360 in it's launch. Trust me, it's fucking painful if you ask me, it happened to me one time I got the old 360 few days after Christmas. This was due to the rushed launch of the 360, or just buying a used one that may have already gotten the dreaded red ring.
This was (thankfully) solved with Microsoft holding a 3 Year warranty for repairs on the console. Well now we are in 2017, if you have this problem now and you had it for about what, 10 years? You are screwed. Or you can just buy a slim 360 which won't break down on you. So I guess you are not boned after all.
"Fuck, my game froze." *notices Red Ring Of Death* "FUCK!!!"
by That2000'sKid March 8, 2017
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The Fold Of Death

When the teacher folds the test to hide the grade. It is similar to the Kiss Of Death.
by Modern_Mafioso June 12, 2025
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