That's that hood shit

Something that's straight hood...

Were you get that juice in the wonton soup cup? That's that hood shit..

by bt3101 December 9, 2016

Pollishing shit

To attempt to improve something that is really shit.

Guy 1: Dude, if you change the last chord of the bar into an arpeggio, then it will sound soo much better.

Guy 2: Dude the song is crap! Doing that would be like pollishing shit!

by _Jebus_ May 9, 2009

Shit Claymore

Shit Claymore is when a pet or person set a trap for a human by Shitting in a common entrance for said person. Often used for revenge

Zack: "so yesterday i walked in my house and my dog Little Man had shit infront of the door"
John: "Ah the old Shit Claymore trick you must have forgotten to feed him"

by liljohn433 August 16, 2010

shit rock

a tiny piece of shit left in the toilet that wasn't flushed with the rest, usually an unpleasant surprise.

Bob: Hey Dan, you left a shit rock in the toilet again.

by sweet macadamia January 9, 2012

Refusal to Shit

The shit that refuses to exit your anus no matter how many pushes, strains, coaxing activities or rain dances you do.

Also nicknamed, “The 2nd Lieutenant is lost again”
shit, the “I really wish I could shit” shit and “Poop Insurgency” to name a few

I wish I could get on with my day, but my body is going through a Refusal to Shit.

by GiganticFatCat November 5, 2018

Shit Signaling

Actions that run counter to societal norms so as to prove your love and loyalty to friends, loved ones, etc.

'Did that guy just knock over your beer?!'

'Yea, that's Dan. He's just shit signaling. Don't judge him by this interaction alone.'

by no-kindo May 21, 2018

incase shit

this is more like insurance. some money paid for insurance

Daughter: Daddy you havent taken me shopping in a while.
Daddy: Well yea, it is because iam saving some incase shit money

by Mulele August 24, 2008