salty-milk

when your mum invites her friends over to practice wrestling whilst dad had gone to get milk

last night my mum left some salty-milk in the fridge and i accidentally put it in my cereal

by swizzy sash October 5, 2023

The Milk Jug Fairy

A fairy who steals your milk in your sleep. Later to be returned with a special gift.

"My milk is missing!" "The milk jug fairy must have made a visit"

by Abterfuge234x October 5, 2023

Milk Toast

Derived from the vintage slang Milquetoast, meaning: timid, meek, unassertive. The origin of the term is a 1924 comic character named Caspar Milquetoast created by cartoonist Harold T. Webster. A man who's depicted as a weak pushover, his name alluded to the bland food of buttered toast served in a dish of warm milk.

John doesn't stand for anything. He'll agree to anything you say. He's a milk toast.

by Ambient_Screaming October 6, 2023

Bailey's Milked Coffee

A Bailey's Milked Coffee if the act of jizzing in someone's coffee. The salty twist really brings out the flavour of the coffee and is perfect for those who don't drink alcohol.

No no, I'm not drinking I'll go for a Bailey's milked coffee please.

by Strawless donkey December 2, 2021

Milking Blood

When you milk a meme or trend so hard that it draws blood on it and make it die much faster.

"Gee, people were really milking blood with that among us trend."

by Based Cow December 2, 2021

Ice Milk

Definition 1: The best drink ever invested. It is made by pouring whole milk over ice cubes.

Definition 2: A phrase exclaimed when someone is excited (either sexually or not sexually).

Guy: Want something to drink? We have water, orange juice, and ice milk.

Girl: Ice Milk!

by Paulie! July 5, 2022

Spilt Milk

Some bitch who makes puzzles alot and then plays with her cat (the cat is racist!) a shit ton.

OH MY GOD I JUST SPILT MILK EVERYWHERE

WHY DID YOU WORD IT LIKE THAT EW GET IT OFF ME

by nothannaaahagain(itisntme) July 10, 2022