i dont masturbate

a common phrase used by shy adolescents that most likely do masturbate but are obviously shy

"what the heck, i dont masturbate, thats so weird of you to think that"

"mk martha"

by bitchboysaga6969 January 25, 2021

Did I ask?

The most annoying answer in the existence of the scientific universe.

Jimmy: My house got robbed yesterday, we're trying to find the-
Michael: Damn that's crazy bro, but did I ask?

by bruhmoment72 March 5, 2021

i love you!

Something no one will ever say to me, but it means like you are saying "I am here for you." "Being here" means being fully present in the relationship—physically, emotionally and spiritually. You can say it to a family member, friend, etc. But not weirdly to a stranger

Mom: -cooks food-
Kid: Mom!
Mom: Yes?
Kid: I love you!
Mom: I love you too :)

by im smart as ashley May 5, 2021

i have diarrhea

a common phrase if you genuinely experience diarrhea

Random person: "i have diarrhea, please help"
Doctor: "N o."

by Loq_ May 22, 2023

I ate a cat

I ate a cat means that earlier you ate so much that you can't eat the current meal.

If you ate a big breakfast you might say I can't eat lunch, I ate a cat.

by CrashDesigns January 16, 2023

I am a star!

Silly phrase from Tsukasa Tenma, from the hit game Hatsune Miku colourful stage

HEY! GIRL!!

My name is Tsukasa Tenma and I AM A STAR!!!!

by Emu Loves Wonderhoy! July 19, 2023

Me when i

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by LUCASGRRRR April 12, 2023