pocket facebooked

when your mobile web or phone responds to your status update or someone elses status update with a random insert of numbers or letters much like a pocket dial, or pocket text.

Jimmy ***** "I'm going to school!"

Tara **** "dkah"

Jimmy "What does that mean?"

Tara "You've been pocket facebooked!!"

by Amberjean November 30, 2010

facebook momification

when a usually cool and chill mom says something very out of character, particularly referring to yoga, keto diets, and stereotypical things that were likely seen on a facebook article. think of yassification but the facebook mom remix.

friend 1: dude my mom just told me i should try doing keto to fix my anxiety??
friend 2: whoa that’s weird. i guess we’re witnessing the facebook momification of your mother!

by pepino dulce March 22, 2022

Facebook Joey

A middle-aged ex-frat boy who never grows up, sounds like he has a <100 IQ, and is desperately clinging to his "good ol days." Could not WAIT for his kids to get to college so he could be heavily involved in their Greek life. Still thinks he has clout, is way funnier than he is, and can still pressure women into doing what he wants. Drinks beers with his meathead buddies (who look just like him) every weekend, completely oblivious to the fact that they are, in fact, middle-aged and not 21 anymore. The odds of him doing this on a boat are higher than most. Dude works out so he can attract his daughter's 20-year-old sorority sisters.

Facebook Joey is telling us how HE can help out with Greek registration.

In reality, we can click a link ourselves.

by RealityChick August 18, 2024

Re-Facebooking

Like Retweeting For Facebook .

On Facebook

Person 1 : If My Life Was Like That's 70's Show Things Would Be So Much Simpler .
Person 2 : Ooh , Truth ! I'm Re-Facebooking That !

by Delilah Jacobs January 5, 2012

Facebook gaming

Also known as Spybook gaming, Crapbook gaming and Shitbook gaming. It tries to be superior to YouTube, Pornhub and Twitch.

It is scary to think that your favorite youtuber, pornhub channel or twitch channel would end up on Facebook gaming

by Notmelol123 February 23, 2022

Facebook Time-Traveler

(Noun, Verb, Adj)-A Facebook Time Traveler is a phrase used to describe an married or single individual who will take the liberty to stalk former classmates' walls in an effort to eventually pursue them. An influx of Facebook messages or a request for one's cell number is typically a standard operating procedure.

So, Jimmy is acting like a Facebook Time-Traveler ! I mean, what's up with the Love bombing??? He messaged me like 5 times asking me if I remembered our Biology class after study hall?? He also said that "I was the one that got away"? Wtf does this mean after all these years? It's kinda creepy. Ewe, he's married too! Oh boy, I may have to block him.

by Cappy C February 6, 2023

Facebook Fuckboy

A 2010’s phenomenon from circa 2013-2017 where 14-18 year old white boys and light skin blacks were running around posting thirst traps and grinding videos on the website Facebook. Posting cringe shit like “Who wants to be mine? 😍” “Bae 4 Lyfe 💕”, “Who wants to be my FB wife?”, “Like if you’re a girl”, and the most famous of all… “I bet I won’t even get 200 likes cuz I’m ugly af right? <3”. And the icing on the cake? These fuckboys usually had between 2-5k “friends”. Their comment sections were just as bad. They paved the way for Musically and TikTok fuckboys. The modern day equivalent would be those Tiktok influencers from 2019-2022 on Tiktok.

“Hey girl. Do you remember @Prettyboyriicckkyy from Middle School and High School???”
“Ricky Smith? Oh gurl, he was such a Facebook Fuckboy.” 💀

by AutisticBlackGirl December 17, 2023