Say No To Crack

Your ass-crack's showing for all to see.

Yo, say no to crack!
What?
Your butt-crack's out. Pull your pants up or get a belt dude.

by goofygarfieldenjoyer February 25, 2025

Saddle Crack

The act of a woman receiving oral sex whilst sitting on someone’s face and putting enough weight on them to crack their jaw or cause other facial injury.

“Dude what happened to your face?” - Ron
“She sat on my face so hard I got a saddle crack!”-Ben

by Lady of Poop April 22, 2025

Pillow in the crack

When a woman masterbates by humping a pillow

I walked in the room and she had a pillow in the crack.

by Eltie February 06, 2018

saq crack

Synonym for the scrotal raphe, the visible line or ridge of tissue through the scrotum.

Zeused him right in the saq crack

by Pr0Tw33k3r September 06, 2015

crack head north

A lovely person

I saw crack head north the other day, what a great guy

by Niggeefaggot69 February 12, 2018

the crack is 90

When your in the pub having a good time.

Crackhead “How much is crack”
Drunk man “The crack is 90”

by David Egan 2021 September 14, 2021

Cracking The Celery

A phrase meaning pulling an all-nighter to do schoolwork.

Man, did you study for the physics test today?

Yeah, I was cracking the celery HARD last night.

by Zizoman123 April 26, 2021