crack cookies

A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.

"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"

by LizardInACan April 12, 2022

on crack

A crackhead, or someone on crack, is someone who acts based on their last brain cell, another example being Lee Heeseung

Wow, He was on crack last night at the bar.

by The One And Only Alaaaaa April 18, 2022

crack-hog

Someone who hordes their crack away from deserving friends like the little whiny punk they are.

"Gimme some of that mountain of crack you've been storing, crack-hog."

by Pandy Orter April 14, 2004

...crack croquet

the drug fuelled family fun game which shinou's play in alaysia

cmon kids lets go for a drug fuelled game of crack croquet

by martyn April 21, 2004

queer the crack

to insert the erect genitellia of the male into the anal cavity of another person.

Donksta would queer your crack, watch out Coby, here he comes.

by T$ March 5, 2003

CRACK BAE

It's a girl who likes to do drugs, and chill with her ,like, male partner and his male friends. And his friends just seem, like, chill with her. Usually wears- cute makeup, nail polish, one or two tattoos and/or dyed hair.

- "She is fine with living in like a shit-hole, or whatever." ~ M
- "She calls you 'man' or 'dude' or whatever" - ~ C

Guy 1: "yeah my girlfriend's a crack bae, but it's cool cause i get to like smoke weed with her and stuff"
Guy 2:"wow, that sounds cool, I wish my girlfriend was like that."

Guy 1: "she looks like she'd be a cow."
Guy 2:"nah man she's chill, she's a crack bae"

by Chazza G November 10, 2021

ass crack of egypt

Somewhere stupid far.

My friend told me he lives in Peoria and I told him DAMN you live in the ass crack of egypt

by Kkkkkkaaaarrrrrrgggg November 11, 2021