Cracking your homeboy is when both of you are absolutely chopped and pull absolutely zero bitches, so you resort to having sex with each other in a heterosexual way.
Mason: Do you want to go out with me
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?
by CalvinsLeftNut July 8, 2025
Get the Cracking Your Homeboymug. yo dude you got that glorious model o on crack????
dude: this is why you're a fucking reject to society
dude: this is why you're a fucking reject to society
by Glorious Official Company June 16, 2021
Get the model o on crackmug. by GalaxyTheDev March 15, 2020
Get the Crack Headmug. by Canerboss June 26, 2019
Get the Crackedmug. Cracking 4s is only for thot ass girls that wanna fit in and pussy punk pie ass niggas that wanna be gang members so fucking bad but can’t even clean they ass good enough .
by Cf3k2 November 22, 2023
Get the cracking 4smug. by nick_in_STL January 31, 2018
Get the crack fuzzmug. My dog Floyd.
He’s eaten rat poison, chocolate and shapes and still been fine.
I would put a photo but it won’t let me.
He’s eaten rat poison, chocolate and shapes and still been fine.
I would put a photo but it won’t let me.
Floyd is cracked
by LynObie March 9, 2023
Get the Crackedmug.