1. Some1 just won a race. They say,
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"
or it could be used sarcasticly:
2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"
or it could be used sarcasticly:
2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)
by Em.* July 21, 2005
by HersheyMilkChocolateAlmonds December 28, 2021
Shaving the asshairs after a diarrhea so you don't have to wipe all the disgusting shit in your asshole
I just did a Chocolate Thunder from Down Under!
by Homeboyyyyy69 August 01, 2020
1. When it's too small and he's trying to penetrate the back door
2. When they aren't picking up what you're putting down; they aren't catching a whiff of what you're sniffing;
3. Accidental anal
2. When they aren't picking up what you're putting down; they aren't catching a whiff of what you're sniffing;
3. Accidental anal
by Jjsn54 October 12, 2021
A sexual action preformed by a barista and customer. Upon asking for a ‘triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper’ at your local Starbucks, you will be invited behind the counter. The barista will coat their gloved right hand, or if they’re feeling frisky, their left hand in dark chocolate sauce, then milk chocolate sauce. Then, ready yourself. Prepare for the star of the show known as the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper. They shall reach into your rectum with their hand coated in two layers of chocolate. Their mission: tickle your kidneys three separate times through your intestines, coating their hand in a third layer of chocolate; YOUR CHOCOLATE. Upon removal of their hand from your inner chocolate twisty freeze, the action will have been nearly completed. All that’s left is to A. Consume the glove. Or B. Lick the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper off their hands. It’s your choice, really.
Guy 1: dude, there’s this girl at the Starbucks in the town square, works there on tuesdays from six to nine. Best triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper I’ve ever had.
Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.
Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.
by ethan__skywalker March 20, 2021
Sexual act where a woman jerks you off (the lever on a soft serve machine) while you release diarrhea from your star fish hole (anus)in her mouth. Jizzing as form of whipped cream optional.
by d.e.a. August 04, 2007
The Chocolate Hot Dog Hagen act between two homosexual men, where one male defecate on another guys taint and then proceeds to eat the shit between the guys bunslike a hot dog.
If you ever visit San Francisco or surrounding area, you have to find another male to perform a Chocolate Hot Dog Hagen.
by Kevin Triplioni June 13, 2011