Skip to main content

Hershey Milk Chocolate with Whole Almonds

A long rectangular piece of chocolate produced to hold only three almonds and waste your time!
Wow! This Hershey Milk Chocolate with whole almonds tastes like literal dog butt!
by HersheyMilkChocolateAlmonds December 27, 2021
mugGet the Hershey Milk Chocolate with Whole Almondsmug.
1. When it's too small and he's trying to penetrate the back door

2. When they aren't picking up what you're putting down; they aren't catching a whiff of what you're sniffing;

3. Accidental anal
Her: put it in
Him: I'm trying
Her: Are you charlie'ing my chocolate factory right now?
by Jjsn54 October 12, 2021
mugGet the Are you charlie'ing my chocolate factorymug.

Chocolate Thunder from Down Under

Shaving the asshairs after a diarrhea so you don't have to wipe all the disgusting shit in your asshole
by Homeboyyyyy69 August 1, 2020
mugGet the Chocolate Thunder from Down Undermug.

Triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper

A sexual action preformed by a barista and customer. Upon asking for a ‘triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper’ at your local Starbucks, you will be invited behind the counter. The barista will coat their gloved right hand, or if they’re feeling frisky, their left hand in dark chocolate sauce, then milk chocolate sauce. Then, ready yourself. Prepare for the star of the show known as the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper. They shall reach into your rectum with their hand coated in two layers of chocolate. Their mission: tickle your kidneys three separate times through your intestines, coating their hand in a third layer of chocolate; YOUR CHOCOLATE. Upon removal of their hand from your inner chocolate twisty freeze, the action will have been nearly completed. All that’s left is to A. Consume the glove. Or B. Lick the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper off their hands. It’s your choice, really.
Guy 1: dude, there’s this girl at the Starbucks in the town square, works there on tuesdays from six to nine. Best triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper I’ve ever had.

Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.
by ethan__skywalker March 20, 2021
mugGet the Triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumpermug.

chocolate soft serve machine

Sexual act where a woman jerks you off (the lever on a soft serve machine) while you release diarrhea from your star fish hole (anus)in her mouth. Jizzing as form of whipped cream optional.
She tugged on my lever while my chocolate soft serve machine dispensed into her mouth.
by d.e.a. August 5, 2007
mugGet the chocolate soft serve machinemug.

Chocolate Hot Dog Hagen

The Chocolate Hot Dog Hagen act between two homosexual men, where one male defecate on another guys taint and then proceeds to eat the shit between the guys bunslike a hot dog.
If you ever visit San Francisco or surrounding area, you have to find another male to perform a Chocolate Hot Dog Hagen.
by Kevin Triplioni December 12, 2011
mugGet the Chocolate Hot Dog Hagenmug.

Makin' Chocolate Chip cookies

1. When a black man/woman has coitus with an indian or tan man/woman
2. A baby made by a black man/woman who has had coitus with an indian or tan man/woman
Woman A to Woman B: "You better not be makin' chocolate chip cookies in there!"
by AnonP June 28, 2010
mugGet the Makin' Chocolate Chip cookiesmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email