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An Alex

A person who likes driving Audi’s and enjoys homeless men cumming in their arse while shouting ‘Non Mol! Non Mol’ also has a vewy angwy father due to his life choices.
I’m thinking of buying an Audi
No don’t, you don’t want to be An Alex
by Gazza2607 February 22, 2025
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Alex

An Alex is someone that seems too stupid to manipulate anyone yet uses girls and friends until he gets bored. Will say anything to get what he wants (usually sex) and is overall a first class disappointment. Has no emotional intelligence due to the fact he was never loved as a child.
“Had sex with an Alex last night... he finished first and then left...”
by Nixonsdick May 1, 2018
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Alex

Penis enlargement necessary
Girl about to blow Alex: Oh my god its so small
Alex: I mentioned my two millimeter defeater no?
by joeratoe August 7, 2022
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Alex

Alex is an amazing person. He is sweet, loving, caring and perfect. He will always be by your side, no matter what, he will never leave you. He is so supportive and will be proud of everything that you do, even if it’s something little. Alex will do anything to see you happy and never fails to put a smile on your face. Alex can be trusted with everything and anything. He is so loyal to his friends, family, and significant others. He is someone you can talk to when you are feeling down, and he will always cheer you up. Alex will love you endlessly and will do anything to prove and show his love for you. However, Alex goes through things and hides them. Sometimes he remembers his past traumas and wishes he could go back and change them. He doesn’t want to be alone, as a matter of fact, he’s afraid that everyone will leave him eventually. He overthinks a lot and has a lot of insecurities, but he doesn’t know or understand how perfect he is. Alex always wants to be hugged and held, but he is scared that those things will make him look weak. All Alex wants is for someone to love him like he loves them. His love for you will be like no other. He will prove to you that love still exists in this f***ed up world. So, if you ever have an Alex in your life, NEVER let him go.
Person: Who’s Alex?
Me: The love of my life :)
by hellokittylvrr January 21, 2024
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Alex

Female alex- hottest person on earth

Male alex- either super hot or not.
Girl: did u see alex? shes so pretty
Other girl: did u see guy alex hes like so hot
by alexuh November 30, 2021
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Alex

is a god and can´t be beat by anyone. He embodies gold and money. In his hole life he will be very successful.

Alex is a mixture out of Conor McGregor, Lebron James, Lionel Messi and Donald Trump

He is a God in everything
If you talk about good things, you say: "Oh gosh it is so fucking Alex"
by ConorTrump January 2, 2017
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Dirty Alex and Hope

Dirty Alex and Hope are 2 Love birds who are dirty every night and Alex fucks hope till the point her pussy explodes,leaving a creamy mess all over alex's dick
by Alex and Hope defs February 26, 2024
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