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Alex Lomuto

Born with a complex form of down syndrome and autism, Alex began dunking at 2 days old on a 10 foot rim. His godly dunking rivals that of his idol, James Harden, and he hopes one day to play with him. Often described as 'retarded' and a 'make-a-wish kid', Alex was originally born in a hospital in Kazakhstan. Reportedly when the nurse looked at his face she jumped out of the 15 story building window, screaming as she fell that 'that was the ugliest face ever'.

Also used as an adjective to describe similarly retarded people
OMG, that kid's an Alex Lomuto!
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Alex-wang

Being socialy inept or invaluable

Being a hypocrite about hypocrisy
Bro why are you sitting in the corner, your a total Alex-wang
by Metlz November 21, 2022
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Alex

Alex is a very friendly and polite guy is very intriguing and loves whomever he is close to. Very tall and very handsome. Always fun to hangout with and is the best entertainer nobody knows what is truly inside him. Loves pets and family.
Hey, do you know Alex?
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Alex Ying

The most handsome guy in 3B, also the most powerful football man in LSC. He hates calling him "Alex Ying" or "Yip Tzeh“.
Alex Ying enters the class
All student: Alex Ying!!!!!
Alex Ying: 收皮啦,口水仔
by Savio L. November 23, 2022
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Alex

<3
Alex is very hot
by forks are superman in a hat November 29, 2022
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Alex

Usually a mexican drug dealer known for selling carts to 7th graders and eating tacos. He likes to play soccer and says the n word more often then he goes to class. He is like this because when he was just a little burrito, he was dropped over the border which helped him lose his eye sight. Now he lives as a four eyed fuck and his very existence breaks the stereotype that all people with glasses are smart.
by Uncle Tes April 22, 2022
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Alex

Shyla's bitch 💗
Stay away from Alex, Shyla will kill you if she sees you around him.
by alex's_canvas April 22, 2022
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