Meat Pie

a useless human who is used for nothing but specifically anal sex to survive or make a living.

That guy Jacob other there is good for nothing but anal sex, he is a meat pie.

by UnrivaledEcstasy October 31, 2021

apple pie

i dont fuck with you go kill yourself

i gotta go, im gonna go eat apple pie

by brothamanman May 20, 2024

Key lime pie

The act of inserting limes into your partner's rectum, and you plus multiple other men ejaculate into the hole. Spoons are distributed, and the key lime pie is eaten

I love making key lime pie with Suzy

by Shrek33sander May 8, 2016

American Pieing

The act of having sexual intercourse with a pie, followed by being caught by your father who may or may not be Eugene Levy

“I was American Pieing on the weekend, It was very messy”

“What circular fruit or meat filled pastry is best fit for American Pieing”

by Itzbailz November 16, 2024

weird pot pie

Includes at least 4 people with an equal male to female ratio. This is the act of having sex with carrots, peas, and potatoes inside of a pastry shell, using gravy as lube.

Did you hear about Noah? He got drunk last night and had a weird pot pie

by Misfortune77 September 5, 2017

Pie

A very wealthy, upper-class person. Can be a male or female. Males are mainly always dressed in button-downs followed by a cashmere sweater vest and prada shoes, Females can be seen wearing fur vests and Jimmy-Choos. They have no regard for people around them just primarily their blackberrys and IPhone 4S's. They mostly always have shit looks on their faces and will growl at you if you cut them in line at Starbucks for their daily Triple Grande Espresso, or cut them off in the parking lot at Bagels-4-U.

Person 1: Bro, do you see his shoes?
Person 2: PRADA!? Dude, pie.

by NathyLight November 13, 2011

pocket pie

The sexual act where two men are together and one man ejaculates into the other man's pocket

George and Jerry were horny and hungry and they decided to make a pocket pie

by Oh boy 1997 August 24, 2022