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poison taco

A sex position in which the woman leaves her vagina sweaty after exercise and has her man go down on her.
"Dude, my girlfriend totally game me a poison taco last night after she came back from the gym!"
by Slokko August 24, 2014
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Vermont Taco

When you stand too close to a wood burning stove in duck canvas pants and a crease gets permanently toasted into the fabric
You can iron those pants all day long Art, but you’re always going to have a Vermont Taco on your ass.
by mintjulep2001 September 21, 2022
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glossy taco

A glossy taco is the final step of completing your nails.
Apply a glossy taco to finish your nails!
by I'm cool I know April 18, 2018
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taco crusher

Aggressively giving a woman oral sex
I knew I liked Mike, but I think I'm in love after I found out he's a taco crusher.
by BigByll August 18, 2018
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Taco

Another word for top coat. Usually in the form of nail polish.
Person 1: Now we gotta add our glossy taco

Person 2: Taco?

Person 1: Like a top coat for your nails. A glossy taco or a holo taco.

Person 3: Yeah I cant believe you didn’t know that. God Karen you’re so stupid.

Person 2: Sorry.
by Resting_bitch_face133 May 30, 2018
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hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
by anonymous January 12, 2024
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hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
by anonymous January 12, 2024
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