Thumb bum

When you surprise someone by ramming your thumb up there chocolate star fish and then say nice to meet you 😋

That's a nice arse I can't wait to thumb bum it

by Mac Slac March 5, 2021

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Bum Doily

A bum doily is a pretty pattern left by a rather bad explosion of fecal matter.

Unlike most deal explosions, this one was quite pretty. It was a proper Bum Doily.

by CheesyMilty March 18, 2020

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Sport bumming, where the amorous bummer is chasing the reluctant bummee, on a successful capture the amorous bummer converts the reluctant bummee to become an amorous bummer! Continuing in the game of Sport Bumming….

‘Oooh come here Dolmio you will be converted’
You’re closing in on me you Amorous bummer…
Shit, welcome Dolmio to Sport bumming… now go out hunting..
‘Oooh come here Calf’……..

by Sutty9 August 24, 2023

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Time bum

An ass that although perfectly acceptable on an 18 year old, will inevitably fall prey to gigant-ass syndrome in a few more years. The outer limit of ass acceptability, where a mere inch makes the difference between fine and flabby.

She's no keeper, you best hit that now 'cause you know that Time bum's going off any day now.

by pegcityswimmer September 30, 2010

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Bum

A bum is someone or something with bad quality or is just bad and wrong.

Gor example, someone with the name daisean or the last name maxie is a bum.
A bum can be a snow-cone with a big block of ice or no flavor.

A bum is a chili cheese nacho with no cheese and chili.

This food stand is a bum. There’s not even any food.

by ANT1$ June 25, 2023

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