bouncy dead dog

a dead dog that started bouncing after it died

Somebody: Did you hear about Carl's bouncy dead dog?

Somebody else: No, was his dead dog really bouncing?

by Mrs. Doggy August 22, 2022

Dead

A person who keeps waiting for people to wise up and realize program means domestic terrorism, and it it don't make sense then your being had. Not Dan or techno savvy Aron.

I am literally Dead because that stupid sum bitch don' t get the message.

by Jedsall August 30, 2022

Dead Cheeks

So serious you put it on the turd cutter

“Bro I’m dead cheeks rn I pipes that 10 over there”

by homelessbozo August 31, 2022

Dead Weight

Lucas Galway, Lord Inquisitor, and Captain of the Guards, one of the main characters from Candy Klobbing Chronicles D&D campaign.

,,Oh for fuck's sake captain...''

,,Come on everyone, we need to help our Captain before he get's himself killed!'' -Triboulet, Mage of the group
,,LUCAS GO, YOURE JUST A DEAD WEIGHT!'' -Player referencing Lucas

by $0u\\3$$ September 4, 2022

National dead ass queen day

A day where we mock the death of queen Elizabeth ll.

“AYO! It’s national dead ass Queen day! FUCK THAT RACIST BITCH.”

by FAWKQUEENELIZABETHONGOD September 10, 2022

dead man living

A person who was put in a situation they can’t get out of.

Mike: I heard Jamal got kicked out of the mall because he is black.
Tom: Yea he’s a dead man living

by Mr.Latinaologist October 27, 2022

I am dead OK

It’s one someone is trying to say the dead

I am dead OK I was killed

by Photo relisted meme 👁👄👁 November 2, 2022