cream of ivory

its a creamy substance that ivory colored

did you drink some cream of ivory yesterday?

by BluetreesYT August 29, 2023

vaginal cream

It’s apt reward for clit lickers.

Quality vaginal cream is best reward for fucking clit-lickers

by Scimitar May 7, 2022

bad custard creams

when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate

“bad custard creams decided to feed the hungry jews, how caring of her!!”

by sis did May 2, 2020

Bruise Cream

A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.

This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.

"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"

by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022

ICE CREAM

Defition to "I NEED SOMETHING TO CHEER ME UP BUT EVEN THIS WONT HELP"
when you saying ice cream you saying that you are desperate and need light in your life.

"I want to meet my idol so badly, GIVE ME ICE CREAM"

by katnicsmango July 14, 2018

cream

its stuff that has a creamy consistency

wow this cream is creamy

by biblicalwhapping January 22, 2023

Cream Cappuccino

When you and a group of friends order a cappuccino from Starbucks, and when you get the cappuccino, all sit in a circle around it. Last person to cum gets it dumped in their eyes.

Person 1: Dude, you busted so quick last night.
Person 2: I know, I didn’t want to have the cream cappuccino.

by Dufenshwartz February 16, 2019