humour boner

when you laugh so hard you get a boner because the joke was so funny

me: do you speak mandarin?
friend 1: no
me: of course you don't its a fruit
friend1 : goddammit i have a humour boner

( 2 d's in goddammit cause of humour boner)

by humor boner maker June 7, 2018

Picnic Tickle Boner

Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. “Picnic tickle boner”

After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for cover…

by Callindeecee December 2, 2021

bacon boner

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.

"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."

by JADrI April 26, 2017

Immortal Boner

No.

Immortal Boner.

Just stop.

by JohnMaddenFootball August 4, 2014

Ghost Boner

When a male sees something sexually stimulating, but isn't able to achieve an erection due to a previous orgasm

Guy: "Darling, you're so sexy. But I'm only able to get a ghost boner right now."
Girl: "Those gosh darn ghost boners!"

by KillAllTheEmos April 3, 2017

Armadillo Boner

When your penis starts to get erect and curls up and backward towards the lower stomach because a object is on top of the penis

"I got a armadillo boner because she was sitting on my lap", " I had to put groceries on my lap and it gave me an armadillo boner".

by Big Zarz August 21, 2025

Band Boner

The feeling of excitement or arousal when listening to a fantastic band piece. Marching shows for example

Band kid 1- Dude did you hear that marching band?!

Band kid 2- Oh yeah, dude it gave me a Band Boner

by Agent Pebble October 4, 2016