Boner Clown

someone on an acid trip in a forest

you are such a boner clown taking 6 hits of LSD

by Zec12 February 27, 2017

Mega boner

A moment were you have an erection and your balls also get an erection

Tony: Dude I had a mega boner last night. Your mom gave it to me.

by Jayhawk806 March 8, 2021

boner-cide

An adjective/noun used to describe faeces found in someone's anus that they were not aware of, usually occurs during foreplay between male/male couples.

*John retracts his finger from Joe's anus*

John: "Yeah...maybe we should do anal another time..."
Joe: "...I've gotta drop a deuce, don't I?"
John: "Mhm. Talk about boner-cide."

by Misan July 4, 2011

Reverse boner

An alternative to words like, “lame”, “boring”, “stupid”, “unappealing”, etc. that generally conveys the notion that the thing being described is so unbelievably dumb that instead of generating arousal, it has, instead, done the opposite. The polar opposite…

Employee #1: “Oh, wow, the new forest green polo work shirts must have finally arrived because I see at least three people wearing them!”
Employee #2: “Yes!”
Employee #3 (grimacing): “Reverse boner. Also, I quit.”

by anonymous November 4, 2025

Picnic Tickle Boner

When your girls reaches over a 40 oz at a picnic to tickle you with a kung fu Latin queen crip grip to your kidneys creating a ripple sensation to your body resulting in a unique laughter while simultaneously growing a strange boner

After the fishing trip my girlfriend used her patented picnic tickle boner hold on me and I had to run for cover to hide it

by Callindeecee December 2, 2021

Turbo-Boner

The state of having an erection induced by sexual interest or activity. Differentiated from a regular erection, a turbo-boner is usually described as being so erect that it causes some minor pain.

"Dude, when she bent over to pic up her book I got a turbo-boner."

by RipVanWinkle1907 April 30, 2025

Strategic boner

Purposefully giving yourself an election to delay your need to pee until you reach a bathroom.

Gregory gave himself a strategic boner on the road trip until he could reach the next rest stop.

by TheMisterMan January 4, 2022