swallowed a dictionary

use long and unclear words when speaking.

"customers in our pub said I sounded as if I'd swallowed a dictionary"

by Arminkshipper July 21, 2025

Urban dictionary

A very sexist place.

Guy 1: *looks up boobs*
Girl 1: in stead of reading that read a proper book
Guy 1: but the definitions are so true
Girl 1: you sexist piece of shit the definitions say the best thing in the world all you guys do us use and tell us girls what we can and can't do then call us sluts but enjoy out sex then also do stuff like that urban dictionary is sexist people just write disrespectful things in fact it's not just towards girls it's men to but either way it has a lot of disrespectful things.

by innocet_definitions December 29, 2018

Urban dictionary

A website that tells you everything you need to know about this world

Little brother: How do I get my teacher to give me a one hundred on the test

Older sister: Look up seduction in the urban dictionary

by Detective N August 19, 2019

urban dictionary

the fucking website that your on now! what did you expect?

honestly why did you even search urban dictionary and the actual fucking urban dictionary?

by InternetFangirl1 February 4, 2018

Urban Dictionary

It's the site you're on, DumbFuck

what the hell is urban dictionary?

by Harambe_the_Hacker June 15, 2017

Urban dictionary

An online dictionary in which people make up their own word definitions.

"You should really check out the Urban Dictionary. It's hilarious!"

by Under a tree June 24, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website that allows you to type anything you want INSTEAD of a word definition and they won't care and everyone else will find it funny because they know you could always use a different dictionary or, you know, an actual dictionary.

QToons: GUYS ON THE URBAN DICTIONARY THEY GOT WEEABOO WRONG

by Nitric_Acidd December 26, 2020