wet peacock

1. When a gay/queer male tries vagina for the first time.

2. An undercover straight male. A straight male posing as gay.

Due to the pressures of solidarity or fear of being disowned by the LGBTQ community Jared is afraid to come out as straight. He is a wet peacock.

Jared is known to be gay, but had sex with Vanessa. It was his first time having heterosexual intercourse. He is a wet peacock.

by Serious Jorge September 3, 2019

San Francisco wet wipe

When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass

That shit was so messy I had to use a San Francisco wet wipe

by Damon184 June 11, 2025

Wet paper towel

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.

Miss can you call the nurse?

Nurse comes...
My leg hurts

Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...

by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024

Wet $20

When you offer someone $20 for a striptease involving cold water. But the twenty must be able to stick onto their wet nipples.

Upon leaving the bar, I was offered a Wet $20.

by Koho23 August 28, 2018

Wet chicken

The look of shock and confusion that someone when they a ridiculous statement.

When she heard the question she was very surprised. Looked like someone slapped her with a wet chicken.

by Gray Ass Crack December 4, 2018

talking wet

When someone is disrespectful and is talking crazy.

"Bro, I know you're mad but you're talking wet right now"

by bojackponygirl September 21, 2025

Wet boxers

When you are two lazy when masturbating so you just orgasm in your boxers and leave them on.

Tim: I'm wearing my wet boxers today
Tom: Nice!

by Gandalf the MLG November 6, 2023