titties

the thing you will never touch unless there your brothers

I wish i could touch titties

by Karson i know where u live May 25, 2022

Brain Titties

The attractiveness of a woman's intellectual capacity

She so smart; them brain titties get me rock hard

by Jabjabwolf November 23, 2015

Titties on a stick

When something jump scares you and you react by saying this.

Friend #1: Boo!
Friend #2: Titties on a stick you scared me

by Jordynlookslikeabirg January 19, 2022

Titty Mugger

When you don't pay for your plastic surgery, the doctors send a representative to repossess them titties.

Did you hear about Stacey? She didn't pay for them titties, so they came for them titties. The Titty Mugger got her.

by Mama Coffee March 1, 2021

National Grab Titty Day

National Grab Titty Day

Hey what’s tomorrow National Grab Titty Day WOW

by Hey manddsh April 11, 2019

Crisp titties

Titties that are so dry and hard they feel like crisp bacon coming out the microwave/ oven

Mark: Hey dude did you see her tits
Matt: Yeah man they are pretty crisp. She has crisp titties

by puttycapsaretapsy October 11, 2016

titty gremlin

someone who is overly obsessed with large breasts

"he only dates girls who've had work done. He's such a titty gremlin."

by lumpofflesh June 18, 2023