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stick the eyelids shut

Term used by a nefarious whippersnapper that indicates he is looking to be sexually satisfied by receiving a blow job; this then culminates with the act of unloading of jizz on the face of the fellator, hence the idea that their eyes would be sprayed with cum and then dry shut.
If you hate getting cum in your eyes, you better hide... I heard Snapper say he's looking to "stick the eyelids shut"...
by pstalldude January 20, 2023
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Filthy Pogo Stick

A sexual position involving a man on his back while having a man or woman ride him reverse cowgirl. While doing so the man or woman is grabbing the bottom mans scrotum and holding it as if they were riding a pogo stick
Leons nutsack is sore as hell after letting that dude give him a filthy pogo stick all night
by fatmaverick24 July 16, 2018
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reverse meat stick

A wooden club held backwards to bonk someone
He used his reverse meat stick to whack me upside the head.
by Ooga booga smooga July 24, 2022
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The Slovakian Magic Stick

Typically an Ice Hockey term used to describe a stick you find at the rink before you play a game. You then break a piece of the stick and put it in your cup to give you luck. The first person to do this was Slovakian so it is called the Slovakian Magic Stick.
Player: Don't worry boys We have the Slovakian Magic Stick on our side.
by LionsGoalie34 August 27, 2018
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Powdered Pretzel Stick

The act of receiving a (sloppy) blowjob, covering the penis with several grams of cocaine, and proceeding to have sex. Variations of the act include having anal sex after the application of cocaine, resulting in a powdery chocolate covered pretzel stick.
That bitch let me give her a chocolate powdered pretzel stick last night, fo real tho.
by YikesMcGoo July 10, 2015
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amanda the birthday stick

A psychotic dool rod with birthday decorations for decoration. She has a musical candle and cannot sing worth a pickle. Her hair is scarily uneven. She will kill you in your sleep.
What out for Amanda the birthday stick or she will kill you in your sleep
by BrowskyDoodle June 28, 2022
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Get stick buggled

To get stick buggled means you become one with the stick bugs and are forced to worship them the rest of your life

Get stick buggled
Get stick buggled lul litty dab peace fam boiii
by Stick buggle boi September 12, 2020
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