Oklahoma Old-Fashioned

Engaging in sex during a tornado

My wife and I had ourselves an Oklahoma Old-Fashioned when that storm hit last month

by Hunter Bunter May 6, 2025

Old Fashioned Cannoli

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.

I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.

by Bluntzie September 19, 2023

The Old Clomp and Stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

"DO NOT eat laxatives before showering, had to pull out the old clomp and stomp in there"

by LacklusterBallbuster January 28, 2022

snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

AJ the 10 year old

A saying referencing a tragic incident with a minor

“I’m so hungry, I could eat AJ the 10 year old”

by kozuux_ October 3, 2025

《¤》Android《¤》Mckinnon《¤》Thirteen《¤》Years《¤》Old《¤》

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《¤》Android《¤》Mckinnon《¤》Thirteen《¤》Years《¤》Old《¤》

by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 22, 2025

Old Bitty

Old bitch in southern or atleast northern Kentucky slang. Anyone that says it means "bitter" is wrong 🙄

Person: my grandma never baked me cookies when I'd be at her house.
Other person: she's an old bitty
Person: old bitch?
Other person: yes

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX May 6, 2021