Old town rock and roll means:
Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by m'self
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
Don't try to take me to a Disco
You'll never even get me out on the floor
In 10 minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock and roll
Still like that old time rock and roll
The kinda music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock and roll
Won't go to hear 'em play a Tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only one sure way to get me to go
Start playin' old time rock and roll
Call me a relic call me what'cha will
Say I'm old fashioned say I'm over the hill
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
Still like that old time rock and roll
Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by m'self
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
Don't try to take me to a Disco
You'll never even get me out on the floor
In 10 minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock and roll
Still like that old time rock and roll
The kinda music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock and roll
Won't go to hear 'em play a Tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only one sure way to get me to go
Start playin' old time rock and roll
Call me a relic call me what'cha will
Say I'm old fashioned say I'm over the hill
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
Still like that old time rock and roll
by Yippee kayak other bucket February 15, 2020
Get the old town rock and rollmug. by Virtual Figure August 26, 2020
Get the old fishmug. Back in the day before pornographic content was banned from tumblr there was the greatest porn of all time. Anyone who‘s gen z, kinky and has parental issues was most likely raised by it. The content on tumblr majorly differed from other platforms as it offered a lot more for the bdsm community. The comfort that one can get from a bdsm relationship lured in tons of teens. Besides that the platform was full of posts supporting anorexia and self harm which it why even though it may have seemed comforting it most likely damaged you.
In conclusion: If you got on the tumblr trend in the early 2010s you‘re most likely bisexual, kinky and depressed now. Now you either have no sex drive at all or you‘re an addict. Chances are high you follow Dannypahntom.exe, Birlap_ or Brandonthelover on TikTok. Oh and you most likely have horrible body dysmorphia because of the unrealistic beauty standards on there. And you didn’t peak in highschool. (i dont make the rules) You probably prefer wattpad, fake scenarios, Twitter and Hentaihaven over pornhub and you still use pinterest or even tumblr to search up shit that includes “aesthetic”.
bonus points if you write in all lowercase, own stuffed animals or a maid costume and use <3; :); :D
if this sounds like your s/o please learn about non-sexual domination/submission and get a mirror in front of your bed - thanks in advance
In conclusion: If you got on the tumblr trend in the early 2010s you‘re most likely bisexual, kinky and depressed now. Now you either have no sex drive at all or you‘re an addict. Chances are high you follow Dannypahntom.exe, Birlap_ or Brandonthelover on TikTok. Oh and you most likely have horrible body dysmorphia because of the unrealistic beauty standards on there. And you didn’t peak in highschool. (i dont make the rules) You probably prefer wattpad, fake scenarios, Twitter and Hentaihaven over pornhub and you still use pinterest or even tumblr to search up shit that includes “aesthetic”.
bonus points if you write in all lowercase, own stuffed animals or a maid costume and use <3; :); :D
if this sounds like your s/o please learn about non-sexual domination/submission and get a mirror in front of your bed - thanks in advance
example 1:
person 1: “everything on the hub makes me cringe for some reason, i spend ages scrolling to find something good”
person 2: “i miss the old tumblr, never failed to satisfy me”
example 2:
person 1: “do you remember og tumblr?”
person 2: “isn’t that where anorexic girls used to post pics in shorts with depressing quotes?”
person 1: “so what you’re saying is; you’re a vanilla?”
person 1: “everything on the hub makes me cringe for some reason, i spend ages scrolling to find something good”
person 2: “i miss the old tumblr, never failed to satisfy me”
example 2:
person 1: “do you remember og tumblr?”
person 2: “isn’t that where anorexic girls used to post pics in shorts with depressing quotes?”
person 1: “so what you’re saying is; you’re a vanilla?”
by owotills February 16, 2022
Get the old tumblrmug. Most likely your parents.
by 123van October 24, 2016
Get the Semi old peoplemug. by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016
Get the teach an old dog new tricksmug. Sophies english teachers
by gregglygreggjeffleygreg November 10, 2022
Get the sexy old manmug. When a woman is performing oral sex on you and she tries to come up so you punch her in the forehead.
“Dude last night shorty was slobbing me up but she got tired and tried to stop so I gave her the good old fashion terry shaw”
by Boobearbutteater June 4, 2024
Get the Old Fashion Terry Shawmug.