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John Johnson Day

The day on which you meet John Johnson.
"Hey do you know what today is?"
"Yeah, it's John Johnson Day"
"wtf is that"
"It's the day you meet John Johnson"
by whatsit tooya February 4, 2022
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dear john nigga

A nigga usually filled with strong emotions , usually express these feelings towards women and might have developed these emotions through a heartbreak. These people usually respect women and show all their feelings too quickly through which ends up in a nigga being played , symptoms show through strongly depressed , anti-social, posting feelings through social media about wishing they could find love. Dear John niggas are usually looked down upon or made fun of.
Damn David is acting different again , he’s being a “Dear John nigga”.
by Sadnibbas June 13, 2018
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John Hannibal Smith

Colonel John Hannibal Smith, referred to generally as Hannibal, or Hannibal Smith is the leader of the black ops unit from the television series the A-team. Hannibal Smith's signature from the show were his omnipresent cigar and notable catchphrase: "I love it when a plan comes together." Hannibal was famous in the show for his brilliant plans which would solve the problems his team faced.
by A-team fan February 26, 2011
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Thanos John Wick

When a woman goes 'sex-crazy' and starts Thanos default dancing on the bed and wanting to shove a replica of the infinity gauntlet/Thanos car up their partner's ass before putting the John Wick DVD on repeat and waiting until the club scene plays, therefore making the intercourse more intense.
He was still hurting after his girl did the old 'Thanos John Wick' on him last night.
by saugen September 26, 2018
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John Adams Academy

An absolute shit hole of a school, full of stuck up pieces of shit and 100’s of reasons to kill yourself
girl: My moms making me go to John Adams Academy next year
guy: damn that fuckin sucks
by xx_hanzomain6969_xx October 14, 2021
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Long John Piping

When one engages in sexual intercourse with deep vigourous penetration whilst maintaining long strokes. This can apply to a one night stand or a long term lover.
E.G.

'How was your date last night?'

'Yeah it was alright.'

'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'

E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'
by Tonybaloney123 September 5, 2023
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John Q. Public

Just because John q. public believes what the in something that can't be verified, is not a reason you should believe it too.
by The Return of Light Joker October 30, 2011
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