Facebook Chair

Also known as, the toilet. So named as its the most common place smartphone users update there Facebook page

Is John on the Facebook Chair?

Bob: I have to go to the toilet.

Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?

by BettyBlue March 27, 2011

Facebook DJ

A person who constantly posts music videos on facebook for the sole reason of having the feeling of being a real life DJ. They get a sense of pride from all of the "Likes" and comments they receive, which further fuels their delusion of being a DJ.

Dude, look at all these great songs I posted on my page!

Give it a rest, Facebook DJ

by S. Sinani March 30, 2011

Facebonch

The act of being on facebook, such as chatting, creeping, etc.

Guy 1: Yo dude, you finish tomorrow's homework?
Guy 2: No man, Ive just been facebonching.

by JohnBeezy31 April 5, 2011

Facebomb

1) A sexual act in which the man ejaculates on a woman's face. IE "money shot" or "facial"

After she gave him a blowjob, he pulled out and gave her a facebomb.

by MizzDemeaner April 25, 2011

Facebook jonesing

When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.

Also called "fajonesing"

You must really be Facebook jonesing right now.

by WingoftheSun May 14, 2011

Facebook Challenged

someone who doesn't have a Facebook page.

Pete didn't see your post on Facebook. He is Facebook challenged.

by CJ1311 May 28, 2011

Facebook Lad

When someone who is normally more restricted and quiet comes up with lad comments on Facebook.

Person 1: What cocktail recipes should we try for the party on Friday?
Facebook Lad: Just give us a pint ;)
Person 2: FACEBOOK LAD.

by darkfish June 10, 2011