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Tard of farts

When five people circle around a container and fart in it.
Jaryd is the equivalent to a tard of farts.
by Bigggpopi August 15, 2018
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Couples Fart

When one of the persons in a close romantic relationship farts directly on the other persons skin, causing a raspberry effect in both sound and feeling.
Lying in bed, intertwined with my lover, ass to ass, he farted and caused my ass check to vibrate and said it was a lovers couples fart.
by JustSayingItOutLoud September 20, 2018
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emilia fart

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such an emilia fart
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by ghasssen May 28, 2018
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hate fart

when your shitty ass ex wants to get back together and smash, you make her lick your butthole. the second she starts you fart in her mouth, yell "hate fart bitch" and run away.
I hate farted that bitch so bad her 2 front teeth got knocked out.
by apartmentnumberB May 14, 2018
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Bumble Farts

Wet period farts consisting blood in a warm fart.

Farting on your period.
My period started yesterday, I'm having horrible bumble farts.
by thighdollasign June 23, 2019
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breast farting

When 2 sweaty wet pairs of breasts are rubbing-pushing against each other and make "farty" suction sounds.
"We were really horny and rubbing our sexy breasts together, and as we pushed them into each other, they started to make suction 'breast farting' like sounds ."
by Markeydmark6969 July 7, 2019
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fart muelling

The act of blowing compressed air into a whores anus and having her hold onto the false fart whilst you pack in a few grams of Columbias finest. She gets into position and let's rip over your eagerly awaiting conk. You get a nose full of the good stuff and a lung full of the bad stuff.
I've got a few grams left over and a couple of coins spare. How about you come over here are be my fart mule.

I'm beyond snorting off a hookers backside. I'm more about fart muelling now.
by Uncle Nastyfingers November 25, 2019
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