De-dicked

When you RIP a mans dick off for pleasure. See "Alpha Blue"...

Dude, what did you do?
He said I had nice eyes, so I de-dicked him. He should have told me i had nice tits....

by 808-pride December 2, 2018

Dick tingles

The time after a precarious sexual situation, where the female might have questionable values. These feelings you get with every sensation from your member makes you concerned for it's well-being. Most commonly occurs after coitus without protection.

"Dude, I hooked up with that chick and didn't use a rubber. Now I have the dick tingles!"

by Voodoo Nasty December 7, 2018

[dick]xhausted

When he gives you that good dick for hours and days straight, that you're mentally and physically exhausted from his dick giving abilities.

After getting some good dick for a week straight, I am dickxhausted.

by Lil M@m@ August 4, 2017

NIC DICK

NIC DICK, When one is nicing (nicking) out and can't get hard or the little soldier dies and falls down.

My boy Corey got Nic dick last week his junk was not being friendly that day. It was like he had erectile disfunction.

by gropey stopey December 27, 2018

dick squishy

Adjective to describe a soft, squishy ring of silicon used to rub one out.

My guys dick squishy needs to be retired, I'm constantly walking in on him jerking off with it.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

dick beanie

cheeky nickname for having forskin

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Tortellini dick

When you have three or more men stuck their needle dicks inside of your chode and the nut shot burns through your cock.

Jerry: "Damn did you here that Scott had a tortellini dick last night?"
Jim: "Yeah I heard the nut got stuck in his urethra!"

Jerry: "Holy hell!!"

by NightmareFuel13 January 15, 2019