ducking

fucking but censored

i ducking hate u

by kkiri September 28, 2022

SLOW DUCK

When your two fingering the G-SPOT with the intent of making her sqirt, and she does....Only your not quick enough to get out of the way in time...Resulting in a complete squirt to the face.

I now know what a squirt tastes like...I found the G-Spot and ended up a SLOW DUCK...

by Sick Em D November 1, 2022

Duck

That one thing your friend imitates when they laugh

Duckhahahahahahduckhahabhduckhahahahahduckahhahaha

by OnePunchFetus February 19, 2019

duck

Motherly, small, sexy, multi-colored, ugly, dumb, uneducated, yellow creature that gives head/wacks-off with self-tanner, underneath the table/dashboard/cove and enjoys the company of rain.

Oh, that duck!
or
That chubi APP duck... econ!!!

by Daniel Clemydia July 30, 2008

Duck W

A person whom uses crappy pick up lines that have 60% chance to land, usually not to the desired effect.

Also someone who for an unknown reason instinctively peels lemons.

IDK what to put here, Duck W

by Forg Wizord May 1, 2023

Rubber duck

“Rubber duck” is used when you are in a difficult choice making situation, you then say: “Rubber duck”and make a random choice. It can also be used after realising you’re screwed and you just accept it

“Yo did you do your homework”
“What homework”
“The math”
“Damn, oh well Rubber duck”
Or
“Which answer is it in the quiz”
“I don’t know man”
“*sigh* rubber duck

by Sibisizwe McGregor September 13, 2022

Cognitive rubber duck

When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum

Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight

by JJ________________x October 9, 2021