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mexican crab cake

My favorite mexican crab cake song is "I Get Off"-halestorm
by K!nG Ď June 7, 2016
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Alpine nut cake

When you actually read a comment and get tricked into checking urban dictionary
Son you just got alpine nut caked
by Briggysmalls December 9, 2020
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Wake n' Cake

Wake n' Cake

It is simply code for doing coke right when you wake up. It is very similar to wake and bake and it sounds like wake and coke, except with cocaine and wax. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line first thing in morning. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake n' cake.' Wake n' Cake means the world is changing back to a 1970's disco era of blow. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake n' cake is the the best meditation around.

tags: wake, cake, blow, Jewish, Monday, Adderall, meditation, morning
All the Jewish Heeb dealers in the suburbs wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. So I went to the the city. Chill with my Catholic homies. I tell my homies, They aren't real legit Jews, half Jewish there Dad's were raped by Romans and not their Mom's. No child was born ever born Jewish that way said the Reb (Rabbi). They are non Orthodox Jews who think that Sunday is day of rest, when it really starts on Friday night Shabbos. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. "I stay up 8 days a week for my fill." Later, Cube as I leave back to the suburbs. How much wax candles do you need said Don EL? Dizzle says 1. How much cake you want, I want four, and I know they overcharge so it really is only 2g's El Don the tagger, says it cost $160 for that," "Sounds like a plan." said Dizzle. "I can do 2 grams in five hours without hesitation," Dizzle realizes, shoot I may not have enough for morning, for a solid Wake n' Cake.
by jASDizzlE April 14, 2014
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moderate ice cake

a cake made out of ice that is moderately tasty
Bob: "Man, I had this ice cake yesterday"
Joe: "How was it?"
Bob: "It was a moderate ice cake."
by stranger.you. August 23, 2011
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Wake n' Cake

Wake n' Cake

It is simply code for doing coke right when you wake up. It is very similar to wake and bake and it sounds like wake and coke, except with marijuana wax (wake) & cocaine or coke for short (cake). It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line first thing in morning. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake n' cake.' Wake n' Cake means the world is changing back to a 1970's disco era of blow. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake n' cake is the the best meditation around.
All the Jewish Heeb dealers in the suburbs wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. So I went to the the city. Chill with my Catholic homies. I tell my homies, They aren't real legit Jews, half Jewish there Dad's were raped by Romans and not their Mom's. No child was born ever born Jewish that way said the Reb (Rabbi). They are non Orthodox Jews who think that Sunday is day of rest, when it really starts on Friday night Shabbos. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. "I stay up 8 days a week for my fill." Later, Cube as I leave back to the suburbs. How much wax candles do you need said Don EL? Dizzle says 1. How much cake you want, I want four, and I know they overcharge so it really is only 2g's El Don the tagger, says it cost $160 for that," "Sounds like a plan." said Dizzle. "I can do 2 grams in five hours without hesitation," Dizzle realizes, shoot I may not have enough for morning, for a solid Wake n' Cake.
by jasdizzles April 14, 2014
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sacred raisin cake

Derives from Bible references. Has become a euphemism for eating ass or anal sex. Especially amongst the Christian community. Also forbidden raisin cake.
The Bible refers to sacred raisin cake in Josea:3
by Chain link August 28, 2022
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father cummy cake

When a person eats a cake and gets white stuff around their mouth. During awkward situations you call them Father cummy cake. Usually said to females :)
-father eats a cake and gets frosting on his mouth-
HEY! father cummy cake!

Hey you!
No its FATHER CUMMY CAKE!
by Kimmiebear November 26, 2010
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