When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
by Derip September 21, 2020
Get the Oatmeal cream piemug. When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!
Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.
Emma: This is why I love you
Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?
Emma: This is why I love you
Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?
by Mexican Nate October 20, 2020
Get the Strawberries and Creammug. Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before
Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before
Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?
by Dadude2020 December 6, 2021
Get the Cream cheese sushi rollmug. A Cream Fill Doughnut is when you fill your significant other with jizz in the anus and then eat their Anus up and try to get the jizz in your mouth and swallow
by pussy cat licker March 10, 2024
Get the Cream Filled Doughnutmug. by Blueberie January 4, 2024
Get the Ice Cream Barsmug. When the holocaust Jewish people where melted with gas and their skin turned to jelly and froze in the cold times as blocks
by Bumbutter69 August 8, 2021
Get the Jewish ice cream slabmug.