pooey bum wank

When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe

Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night

Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!

by Freeboy March 10, 2023

Bum-noting

Using a plastic pillow to glide on the snow!

I went bum-noting yesterday, it felt so good!

by cleverjerk567 January 26, 2024

cock bum

CUNNNNNT

FUCK YOUR A GAY COCK BUM

by Graham ezzzzza October 29, 2019

Bum

A Jimmy.

Jimmy is a wicked crusty bum.

by Chief' February 6, 2019

Bum nugget

Large pieces of dried shit stuck to the pubic hair on your anus.

Dude, you need to go and get your ring piece jet washed, I can smell bum nuggets from here!

by Kingsman84 May 25, 2016

grazing your bum

a 2020s slang word

a slut that gets thrown on their own bed by their daddy and one of the bed's wooden planks snap in half-

me: dude last night icb my gf grazed my ass-
my sister: y'think?- grazing your bum is quite cute- ♡

by lxss♡hannah April 5, 2021

Gangster Bum

A Gangster/intimidating guy which begs for money or cigarettes. A ride or to barrow your cellphone.
A guy who looks like hes a gangster but he is also a homeless gangster. So he really reps the streets.
A thugbum who gets mad when you dont give him change etc...

That loser gangster bum at the grocery store was outside looking for cigarette butts and asking for quarters again. When will he learn that being a Gangster Bum is no way to go through life.. he will surely end up in prison.

by TruePoweR22 May 31, 2014