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Tim and Jake had an intense Bear Race, but Jake emerged victorious due to the superior grip of their hands. Jake’s favorite part of the race was witnessing Tim’s finish him off after Tim came, which Jake eagerly anticipated.
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Get the Bear Hunting mug.Rent bear, the smaller, weaker member of the bear community. Easily corralled, and often sexually abused by the larger more masculine bears.
The term can also be used to depict human detritus, for example, "That Matt Jones, he's a right rent bear." - this example is even more poignant, as the subject in question looks like a shit bear.
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Bear: *roars louder than the speed of light*
Masha:*Laughs at his opponents weakness*
The narrator in masha and the bear singing the most beautiful melody to have ever touched earth:
Masha:*Laughs at his opponents weakness*
The narrator in masha and the bear singing the most beautiful melody to have ever touched earth:
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Verb - "I hooked up with this bird last night - she told me not to cum in her a bit late, so I had no option but to jizz bear. It was so dense cleanup was impossible"
Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"
Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"
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