Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
That man has the sexiest voice ever, just ignore every single song of his after 2006. SWAY IS SO HOT LIKE WHAT
"My grandma wants to play MICHAEL BUBLE's christmas album again... looks like it's off to the nursing home with her."
by Petra.ismichaelbublesbitch October 26, 2020
by peteymcpeterton January 24, 2018
Michael Xiang refers to someone who is a professional chinese, an extremely handsome lad, and has big voluptuous balls which everyone loves.
Person 1: ayo homie is that Michael Xiang?
Person 2: yeah bro fr that guy is so handsome and has some lovely balls
Person 2: yeah bro fr that guy is so handsome and has some lovely balls
by hyqothetical October 24, 2022
He is very cool, yet acts nice and caring some times, he has a very small dick but makes up for it with his super halrious jokes. He will normally be the first to do things that no other will do and normally regrets the descion while in the process of doing it. If you meet a Michael copes you will most likely become his friend because of the way he acts around lots of people. Horrible in bed, but a great friend. All ladies beware of the mans small dick.
by LargeCock69 ;) December 27, 2016
Burt is a selfish prick that only hangs around the druggies so he can look like he does drugs but in real life he doesn’t he just says it to look cooler than he really is. Most of the time they have no family or real friends that actually care for him. But they are way too stupid to see it. Most of the time they will treat their little friends they have like absolute shit and they will stab them in the back every chance they get. Burt is a self proclaimed skater when the only thing he can do is sit on his ass and do nothing. He is a self righteous asshole who despritly needs a hair cut like right now. wow he’s a very very very sad excuse for a human. That’s probably why his sister fucking died because she was way to embarrassed of him she just had to leave. I’m sorry for your fucked up life but that doesn’t mean that you get to take it out on innocent people. He’s an attention whore and is known for spreading rumors that are not true. He is known for making up shit and then it will ruin relationships with people. His an asshole
by The opposite of Michael Burt March 20, 2019
A gay faggot - sticks rustys willy up his bumhole. Pussyhole .into beastilality . Like disabled gay autism porn.
Michael bore is a faggot
by Allahaukbar69 March 23, 2019