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Take A Clay

When one has absorbed copious amounts of Mexican food and does not realize they need to poop. They then believe they are going to release the most satisfying fart in the history of time, but instead drop of a mountain of shit into their pants. They then make their fiance wash their tainted pants. Also used as a general term for basic bowel movement.
Hey it smells like tacos in here
Yeah I'm about to Take A Clay, fire up that washing machine
by Honky Actual May 20, 2016
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They tell us not to take you seriously

Yeah, I'm sure they do.
Some Chick "They tell us not to take you seriously."

Hym "Yeah, they are just stalling. And really they are just doubling down on not taking me seriously initially. They didn't think I would make the AI. So they tried to hoist me on my own petard.... But I'm basically Shaw from X men: first class and I just absorbed the explosion... And now they don't want to have to admit they were and are wrong. Until I start milling you all out they are just going to keep pretending. So... I guess..."
by Hym Iam March 13, 2025
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Taking 5

When a group of teenagers plan to "kidnap" a boyband. Its based on the movie Taking 5 where two teenagers are crazy over a boyband and kidnap them. (Daniella Monet is in this movie) Usually the kidnapping that is planned is a fake plan.
"Hey we should pull a taking 5! after the One Dirction Concert"
"Yea! Lets do it! And lets watch the movie before too!"
by Larsmarsbars July 7, 2012
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I'm not taking that

A phrase mentioned when somebody gets disrespected to the fucking ground by somebody else so much that the person saying the phrase mentions that if the person getting disrespected were them, they would beat the disrespectful person's ass.
"Mark just got his whole crib shot up. Me personally, I'm not taking that
by YouDontWantThis August 15, 2023
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taking it in trade

(Taking it in trade) when a woman uses her sexual favors to discharge a debt or to aquire consumer items. This differs from prostitution since it involes no moeny and is not offfered to the public at large but to a specific creditor or store merchent.
The lovely young woman having squandeered her paycheck on new clothes had no money left to pay her landlord therefore she offered her landlord the option oof (Taking it in trade) by her spending the night with him.
by talbotboy1 October 21, 2010
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take a dish

take a bath or bathe much like dishes do
bitch go take a dish with that stank pussy
by moneymar2134 May 15, 2016
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Taking a plunge

Term used to reference, in vague manner, a sex act that would be better left to the imagination. Used in similar fashion as yada yada yada, or another sex act, the “Z.J.”
Person 1: “I went to Steve and Leslie’s house and accidentally walked in on them taking a plunge...”
Person 2: “what even is that?”
Person 1: “If you have to ask, you can’t afford it”
by fuckpilot July 8, 2018
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