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take you uptown

A hidden reference in many male-singer country music songs: when the male protagonist of the musical work is accompanied by a willing and ready fertile female in the vehicle with him, in which case that sexual intercourse will occur at the first opportune moment.
"We′ll take you uptown tomorrow
I′ll make it a night you won't forget
And if I have to beg or borrow
We′re gonna be side by side tomorrow night"

"Might have a little dirt on my boots
But I'll take you uptown tonight
Might have a little mud on my wheels
But they're gonna shine with you up inside"
by Crypto-metaphor July 29, 2023
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Give and take

Your partner gives you head or they take Dick
We have a give and take relationship she gives me head or she takes this dick
by Tijuana slayer August 12, 2024
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Take your badguy around the corner

Refers to masturbating. Phrase coined by B Fudd on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show a Tampa FL based radio show.
When your feeling gummed up, take your badguy around the corner.
Last night while watching porn I took my badguy around the corner.
by Sand Digger May 3, 2019
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Taking the skis

When someone says a statement so absurd, nonfactual or ragebaity that you just have to exclaim how they're wrong and being the biggest idiot of the moment
A: Dude, I just won a fist fight against 5 people, 1v5
B: Nah! shut up, you're taking the skis
A: Yes way! Total Swimming! They even had guns
B: YOU'RE TAKING THE SKIS!
by CGZXZ May 17, 2025
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take everything

TAKE EVERYTHING FROM DA INSIDE AND THROW IT ALL AWAY CAUSE I SWEAR FOR THE LAST TIME I WONT TRUST MYSELF WITH YOU
me: stream from the inside its 20 times better then numb and its so underrated
me: TAKE EVERYTHINGGGGGGG
by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka September 17, 2024
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take a dave

Take a Dave: To suddenly leave or step away from a place or situation without any explanation.
Person 1: “Yo, where’d Mark go?”
Person 2: “He took a Dave like five minutes ago.”
Person 1: “No warning?”
Person 2: “Nope. The guy vanished mid-sentence.”
Person 1: “Bro, why’d he just leave like that?”
Person 2: “That’s literally what ‘take a Dave’ means, just walking out abruptly.”
Person 1: “Dang… he really took a Dave then.”
by jadealchemist280 November 15, 2025
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Mad takes

she droppin' some mad takes on the dance floor
by Sassqueen97 June 12, 2016
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