banana

monkey eat banana, monkey enjoy banana, monkey love banana, monkey fight wife for banana, wife dead, mumke regret

monkey eat banana, a fruit of all evil.

by hamgon November 08, 2020

Banana

Someone or something that is being very annoying or acting like an idiot

Someone in my group is being a Banana
Donald Trump is a professional Banana

by BroBoi January 22, 2020

banana

the best thing to ever exist

aww man im out of bananas

by DomTheWoz February 02, 2020

banana

a dick with a skin disease that turns the skin yellow, also have a weirdly long shaped foreskin on top

Woman: "Unzip"
Man: I have a banana in there I'm so sorry
Woman: Don't worry babe, I have an apple ;)

by IdioticboiLmao1! September 09, 2020

Banana

The thing that sometimes men and women use as a substitute for a dick.

A banana is really good for you! ;)

by CringeMasterInfinite October 13, 2018

BANANA

BANANA also know as a potassium boomerangs ARE VERY BECAUSE IT15 GRAMS AND ALSO ITS DANGOUROUS BECAUSE IT CAN TURN BROWN AND BROWN BAD.

BANANA CAN BE BROWN WHICH IS BAD

by BETA WOOPER December 07, 2021

Bananas

Bitch, WTF are you doing, wasting your time and efforts, just to look up the definition of bananas on a dictionary that isn't even accurate a lot of the time. Yet again, why am I wasting my time to type this?

ANYWAY, if you want an answer, here it is;

Bananas are fruits that are yellow or green and shaped like a crescent moon. Favored by monkeys and fucking minions. Bananas grow on trees in bunches. High in potassium. Honestly, not that much of a fan, but if you're into that kind of thing, there you go.

Joe: Wassup my dood, I just ate a banana. BANANAS ARE GORGEOUS FRUITS!!
Bob: ... I'm disowning you, son.

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis January 24, 2018