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A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.
2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
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Ryan

A person who is an obnoxious alcoholic, who is problematic during group games like JackBox. He constantly instigates drinking, and will most likely propose to female's named, Kristi.
Ryan is going to be there, so we should Uber.
by yung del November 22, 2021
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Ryan

People will always know Ryan as the heart stealer and the perfect man to love but have you look the other side. I believe that there is another Ryan that tries to get a girl but fails many times and because of that he becomes emo but it will last for a short time before he finds happiness. Ryan is very sensitive to any lovey shit as it would remind him of the things that he couldn't do. Ryan is a very good friend and he will try to help whenever he can but piss him off once and you dead. If you want respect from Ryan, you got to give respect to him or do something to get respect from Ryan. If you bully Ryan, your worse than dead as you will most likely suffer for a long time. Ryan is a guy who can speak well and get friends easily. He can present confidently and he is great student. Ryan like to do sports as well but he sucks at it.
Damn, Ryan got rejected again. Oh well I guess its find he'll find somebody else or be emo and get good grades again.
by Randomdudenamedbob August 5, 2022
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Ryan

Ryan is a gorgeous boy who has a squeaky voice and has a large penis loves to have sex.
Ryan is a gorgeous boy
by Snsn April 17, 2019
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Ryan Mar

A person well-known in Hong Kong, who get cheated by his girlfriend
A: I saw your girlfriend went into hotel with someone else.
B: I'm Ryan Mar.
by 950788 April 28, 2019
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ryan

person who will make you fall over heels for and leave all your friends for only to break your heart and use you . ps he will try and make you jealous and control you. he like to be called daddy so he has control or feels in control which is sad. he also cant get over things such as an ex and use you as a void . he will use you for sex after breaking up with you, girls stay away that boy you taling to is a total ryan. yuck.
ryan: i can see us getting back together

the girl : ah really?? coool
3 months later...
ryan: am talikng to someone

the girl: the fuck??
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Ryan

Ryan's love to suck the most hairless dick ever loves to be fucked in 5he but hole and is gayto even boy s and loves locking cows asses.
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