Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

by Crap-tain April 20, 2025

Wet Winnie

When a female puts a finger in her pussy and then puts it in your ear

So what, she gave you a wet willy?
Nah Bro, that was a Wet Winnie!!

by Corny6Nuts April 09, 2025

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 07, 2025

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 07, 2025

Wet trashbag

A man who finishes in a condom and takes it off and slaps the girl in the face and it splatters all over her.

I hit a bitch with my wet trashbag

by Broke profit June 01, 2024

doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.

hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy

by TheColgator May 29, 2022

Wet Charlie

Like a wet willy, but in the nose

Im gonna give you a wet charlie if you give me a wet willy

by Wetcharliegiver April 01, 2025