Muffin top

When you wear tight pants and your fat pours out over the waistline of your jeans.

"Ew, I have such a large muffin top."

by Miss frosty May 6, 2015

High-tops

A flat-footed shoe, usually worn among skaters and high school douchebags. Compared to most other skating shoes, they usually are high enough to hit the top of your ankle.

“Hey Kyle! Your shoes are so fucking weird!”

“Yeah Devan, these are my new high-tops.

by BruhMoment4090 August 1, 2021

Q-Topping

To have sex with your first cousin while using the Bible as justification.

He’s been Q-Topping recently: found out he was screwing his cousin and got mad, so he showed me Bible verses that explicitly don’t mention cousins.

by CONiner May 6, 2024

carrot topped

To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.

Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!

by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010

Tops Webbing

A slang for the act of a Gentleman liberally distributing his gentleman Juice over the chest of a lady.
A play on words from the tracking website.

We went for hours last night and she asked me to give her a Tops Webbing to finish

by TURLYP April 25, 2024

Top five oldest year 7s

Anyone above the age of -6.99

Top five oldest year 7s are very very young

by Aliminatory October 26, 2022

Top tier aidsing

Top tier aidsing is when you and your friends do funny things in public.

Originated by felders in the year 2011, continued by himself clarko and monor cac from 2024-present.
Ultra aidsers.

"Did you see jimmers yesterday? He was top tier aidsing in town"

by clarkmite June 14, 2025