John's river face

To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.

That Bitch is begging for john's river face.

by director of pimperations July 17, 2014

Pulling a John Rogers

"Pulling a John Rogers" means when you agree to go somewhere with friends, you cancel at the last minute or sometimes after the event has started. It is generally in association with some unforeseen circumstance like your sister was planning on flying into town and you just found out about it 20 minutes ago. Canceling usually takes the form of a text message. In rare instances, a phone call or email/instant message will occur.

"He's 15 minutes late....he must be pulling a John Rogers again" - look at phone, sees text message: "Sorry guys, I can't make it".

Or, 30-60 minutes before meeting for dinner, someone in the group will receive the following text/email/IM "Sorry guys, I can't make it - I PROMISE I'll be there for the next game".

by ct_cyclist321 January 27, 2014

collin st john

A hunk, probably the hottest guy in the world. He gets all the girls and can beat anyone in basketball.

Woah, look at collin st john, he just hit 15 three-pointers!

by Yuhboi December 20, 2016

John Crispin Restoles

A status of an employee where in you are having a SKILL allowances already yet you are still receiving NIGHT
DIFFERENTIALS. Another term for an action of going out of the production floor without permission
just to scan and snipe thick pearly shells.

A state of condition where you are confused with your gender.

Ex: Don't be a john crispin restoles attitude or else you will not have a girlfriend and later on realized that you are a miss UNIVERSE instead! Darna!

by Kuya Jay October 24, 2019

John Jake Pappas

A John Jake Pappas is when an individual proceeds to distract a majority of the class by gathering them over to their working space to socialize.

Oh, look at all of the people at his desk. He's pulling a John Jake Pappas.

by marlonandmath November 12, 2021

John Adams Academy

An absolute shit hole of a school, full of stuck up pieces of shit and 100’s of reasons to kill yourself

girl: My moms making me go to John Adams Academy next year
guy: damn that fuckin sucks

by xx_hanzomain6969_xx October 14, 2021

John Hannibal Smith

Colonel John Hannibal Smith, referred to generally as Hannibal, or Hannibal Smith is the leader of the black ops unit from the television series the A-team. Hannibal Smith's signature from the show were his omnipresent cigar and notable catchphrase: "I love it when a plan comes together." Hannibal was famous in the show for his brilliant plans which would solve the problems his team faced.

John Hannibal Smith is a bad-ass.

by A-team fan February 26, 2011