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Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.
Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.
by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011
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crack apple

Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.
Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!
by fo zum April 26, 2009
mugGet the crack applemug.

Crack Baby

Savannah.

Savannah is a crack baby I guess.....
Thats what she told me.
Trant: Hey Savannah!
Savannah: I'm a Crack Baby!
by ambitious_creepygirl November 18, 2021
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Cracks my egg

Something has you really shook. It is basically equivalent to being super surprised. Originates in Memphis, TN from TC.
Damn that performance was great! It really cracks my egg.
by Taytayfromthebaybay June 10, 2018
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Smoking crack is bad

Something, that is very, very obviously bad and/or illegal
"If you cross that line into private property, you're going to jail."
"And smoking crack is bad."
by reddipsauce April 13, 2023
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Pins n cracks

To express the level of annoyance of ones being. (Best if used saying “pins n cracks” in Australian accent)
Jesus Christ m8 fucken pins n cracks that bitch wouldn’t shut the fuck up!”
by Gspotgasm September 25, 2020
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cracked a egg

the act of opening up killer verses against someone in a rap battle
He cracked a egg on his head and won the rap battle
by SwagJamesRaw May 30, 2012
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