A junior high located in the middle of nowhere michigan where it’s 80 percent chaldeans with perms and a fake chain, and all the girls have a nicotine addiction
by The one and only WB April 17, 2022
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by Becky is High May 3, 2022
Get the Beaconsfield High School mug.A school infested with bong rats and cap heads, known for caring more about hoodies than education. Sending your child to this school with infect the student with “eshay” which will lead to a very early death
Jeff: “did you hear what happened at Cumberland high school the other day”
Fred: “yeah didn’t a kid smoke a cone on the oval”
Fred: “yeah didn’t a kid smoke a cone on the oval”
by Eshays2117 December 2, 2019
Get the Cumberland high school mug.A Catholic school located on the southside of Chicago. There you can find some respectable young women and frankly superb young men. The women are good hearted, while also being able to let loose (Within the bounds of self respect, of course). The men are simply known for their athletic and academic prowess.
The band is very well known for their sophisticated melodies. It has been described to be akin to a sweet angel blessing one's eardrums with warm and tender kisses. They are taught by a strict but competent band director. Think J.K Simmons in whiplash except in the body of Al from Al's Toy Barn.
The Football team is skillful to a degree, however their performance varies from year to year. There also has been unfortunate transfers due to personal reasons. One truly famous example was the transfer of one of our best and brightest who shall remain undisclosed. However, to express the magnitude of this loss is a message written in hopes of reaching him:
"Dear C.M. Jr.,
We may not have spoken much, at all in fact. But, you were a shining light in the dark. Your chiseled face and proud expression were a daily boost whenever I saw you walking through the halls with your many many friends. I miss you every day M, so much so words fail me. I know but one truth in this world, if the light at the end of the tunnel does not contain your silhouette I do not wish continue. For I have no place in a universe without you.
Until we meet again,
Anonymous"
The band is very well known for their sophisticated melodies. It has been described to be akin to a sweet angel blessing one's eardrums with warm and tender kisses. They are taught by a strict but competent band director. Think J.K Simmons in whiplash except in the body of Al from Al's Toy Barn.
The Football team is skillful to a degree, however their performance varies from year to year. There also has been unfortunate transfers due to personal reasons. One truly famous example was the transfer of one of our best and brightest who shall remain undisclosed. However, to express the magnitude of this loss is a message written in hopes of reaching him:
"Dear C.M. Jr.,
We may not have spoken much, at all in fact. But, you were a shining light in the dark. Your chiseled face and proud expression were a daily boost whenever I saw you walking through the halls with your many many friends. I miss you every day M, so much so words fail me. I know but one truth in this world, if the light at the end of the tunnel does not contain your silhouette I do not wish continue. For I have no place in a universe without you.
Until we meet again,
Anonymous"
by RiceBoy22 July 12, 2023
Get the Marist High School mug.A rebilous gang from N. Carolina although a new chapter was found in north west washington. The gang is mostly known for their drug dealing, that is where the name high roller came from, They often wear the colors green and blue. the color green represents money from the crimes, It is unknown why they wear blue. They are currently rivals with most juggalos and nortenos although they are EBK.
by Nate420420420 July 23, 2009
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