fat tub of shit

An obese individual who is otherwise completely worthless and a total waste of space.

Ben: Man, all Fat Cade does is sir around his apartment eating Cheetos and listening to Luke Bryan.

Sam: What a fat tub of shit!

by Fat Cade June 24, 2016

Fat Man Senses

The event when a fat man can literally sense that another person is trying to hide food from him.

Me: His backpack's unusually large..... My fat man senses are tingling... no wait, that's just my stomach rumbling.

by Xero _ Manifest November 4, 2010

fat or pregnant dichotomy

The dilemna you face when you can't work out whether a girl on the train is pregnant and you must give up your seat for her, or simply fat and should remain standing for the rest of the journey.

That pregnant woman over there has been standing for an hour, you consider the fat or pregnant dichotomy so you ask her if she'd like to have your seat, but she punches you in the face, because she is not pregnant, she is just fat.

by randygland25 August 18, 2010

fat kid jude

he is like a marshmallow, he has a marshmallow shaped head and hes fat like one too

that guy is such a fat kid jude

by Whore-man September 11, 2016

fat nigga obesity

This is where you eat 25 percent more friend chicken and drink 75 percent more purple koolaid than you need. You will then get diabetes and then you will become obese and be 600-700 pounds and will be on CNN in less than days.

I have fat nigga obesity.

by fat nigga obesity June 4, 2018

fat joe hater

one who hates fat joe,me

Im a fat joe hater, fat joe sucks

by jackiskool April 26, 2005

Fat Kid Mentality

a person who used to be a fat kid (a former fat kid) and is now skinny and fit and even good looking, but they still feel like a fat kid inside and will always think like a fat kid.

Girl 1: I don't understand why he left his shirt on while we were having sex.

Girl 2: It is because of fat kid mentality.

by Girly115 April 6, 2010