I heard Jason was calling your life Ross. Yeah he was so I said to him "Jason why are you calling my life by weighing every parcel individually you Chi c**t!!!"
by blondeboy69 January 25, 2017
Get the calling your lifemug. 
When 2 people, usually a couple or people seeing each other, share a phone call where one or both persons masturabtes off the sound of the other's voice.
by Cas March 11, 2025
Get the hot callmug. by nefultea May 12, 2022
Get the call wraps onmug. Man: “Hey bro wanna play call of duty”
Other man: “Sure bro i’m always down to play the best game ever”
Other man: “Sure bro i’m always down to play the best game ever”
by CallOfDutyPlayer8 December 9, 2020
Get the Call Of Dutymug. A good way to get yourself fired. Well, that is if you do it only to have fun somewhere, such as the beach.
Cesar: Hey, did you hear that Carl did something that was not only really dumb but also completely selfish?
Becky: I did not, what did he exactly do?
Cesar: Well, he decided to call out sick, but only to go have fun somewhere.
Becky: That is so selfish of him, was he allowed to keep his job?
Cesar: No, he got fired.
Becky: Good, idiots like that deserve to get the boot.
Becky: I did not, what did he exactly do?
Cesar: Well, he decided to call out sick, but only to go have fun somewhere.
Becky: That is so selfish of him, was he allowed to keep his job?
Cesar: No, he got fired.
Becky: Good, idiots like that deserve to get the boot.
by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021
Get the Call out sickmug. Subreddit run by the partially communist eris where people can't decide if they are maoists or khruschevists
by anonymouse134 February 6, 2021
Get the Please Call Me Red Scarfmug.