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an apeeling banana

A loser, who cannot make puns to save their life. Also, extremely uncool. (This message was approved by Kanye West)
SCENE 1: STREET

A sprawling, urban jungle - everything is concrete, and in shades of grey. A road splits the street in two, buildings adorning either side of the road. Two boys walk along the street; they're wearing Cool Person Sunglasses (TM).

They stop, and survey their surroundings. They have an air of nonchalance; everyone can tell that they are, in fact, the coolest of the cool.

A third boy stumbles through the street; from his walk, it is evident that he is Not Cool. He sways as he walks, and looks ridiculous. As he passes the other two boys, he attempts to greet them by giving a strange, faux-salute. It's another misguided attempt to be cool.

As this third boy leaves, our two heroes converse:

BOY 1: That guy is totally, like, uncool.
BOY 2: A veritable font of uncoolness.
BOY 1: Uncool to the power of 8, one might say.
BOY 2: In fact, I'd go as far as to say that he fits the label of.... "an apeeling banana".
BOY 1: So uncool.

Boy 2 nods in sage agreement.

BOY 2: The uncoolest.

END SCENE.
by OdinNorse7 May 8, 2014
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toffee banana

A code used often in the gay scene. When a man asks for a toffee banana he is requesting to receive anal sex without lubricant form multiple men.
“Can I get that toffee banana off you guys
by RoadmanWhite December 19, 2017
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Weeping banana

A penis during and just after ejaculation. The ejaculate appears to be weeping from ones banana.

Could also refer to someone with a case of the drip.
Johnny used his weeping banana to give Sally a money shot.
by Poop emoji May 17, 2019
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Banana

Long yellow things you buy at a store.
person 1:Let's buy some bananas.
person 2: No, those are long yellow things.
by yayeetbanana October 30, 2019
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Banana split with cherries and whipped cream

Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).
My man is so very horny so I’m gonna give him a banana split with cherries and whipped cream.
by Purplenado March 5, 2023
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banana

since it represents a shape of a dick, many people associate a banana with it.
do not eat bananas in public, it looks like youre sucking dick
by fassfasf January 31, 2022
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banana

bananas are something that sex ed teachers use to teach lil' kids how to put comdoms on them. even the girls. sometimes they use eggplants
and this, kids, is how you put a comdom on a BANANA
by the infinity sock March 5, 2020
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